
There is a void.. a black hole of nothing, a boring vacuum. And it’s not YOUR fault.. It’s the machine’s fault.
The grown-up, evil machine that keeps feeding you these countless meaningless trainwrecks, every day. (Especially on Fridays!!!!)
I’m here to fix that.. I’m here to give you a commercial-like break of Happiness, well, maybe not happiness, but something good. Something better.